Quick write I gasped, in awe, as I looked

I gasped, in awe, as I looked up into the sky, and I know you will never believe this, but on a flying broomstick there was an evil looking witch staring straight back at me. Maybe witches are invading the Earth instead of aliens, or they might have just swapped jobs, anyway either one of them is equally bad, well not exactly, witches invading the earth is way, way worse.

Well after that I sprinted home and yelled out to Mum.
"Mum!"
"Yes?"
"Um... you'll never believe this but, when I was walking home from school I... I... saw a witch flying on her magical broomstick".
"Ha ha ha!"
"What's so funny?"
"Are you sure you weren't daydreaming?"
"Positive," I say.
"Well if you say so..."
"I'm going to prove to you that witches are in town."

So I set a trap in a a tree next to a cauldron on the grass, when she tries to pick up the cauldron by the handle the net will fall onto her. "Tada! That was simple."
The next morning I ask "Can I walk to school?"
"Yes," grumbles Mum.
"Yay!" I shout. Finally everything I need for the trap is in my bag, so I set off out the door. Once the trap is ready I hide behind a bush and wait for the witch. Woosh! My brain screams, suddenly she grabs the handle and then she gets tangled in the net.
"See Mum there are witches invading the Earth!"

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